In any realistic situation, the plane will not remain stationary. Repeat after me: The plane will not remain stationary. It will move.
If you intend to reply on any forum thread, this blog, or in a conversation about the AOAT condundrum, ask yourself this question first: Does your no-fly argument depend on an assumption that the plane will remain stationary? If the answer is yes, then you are incorrect. Erroneous. Fallacious. Double-plus untrue. You are wrong.
I can't stress this enough. THE PLANE MOVES! Read the original post below for clarity.